"my manager still hasn't noticed. peak stealth. 10/10."
— wore the tee to standup
you bring snacks. you ask thoughtful questions.
you somehow always know the gossip.
you weren't hired for technical skills. you were hired for the vibe. your manager calls you 'cultural glue.' you call yourself unserious and that's the brand.
















"my manager still hasn't noticed. peak stealth. 10/10."
— wore the tee to standup
"got 4 DMs at the offsite asking where i got it. softer than expected."
— wore it to the offsite
"wore this to the all-hands. my director laughed. my CEO didn't. perfect."
— all-hands attire