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you bring snacks. you ask thoughtful questions.
you somehow always know the gossip.

you weren't hired for technical skills. you were hired for the vibe. your manager calls you 'cultural glue.' you call yourself unserious and that's the brand.

believes in
the vibe of the meeting
keeps saying
"just spitballing here"
red flag
brought snacks, no agenda
battle cry
"i'm not a regular employee, i'm a cool employee"
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what other personality hires are saying

★★★★★verified

"my manager still hasn't noticed. peak stealth. 10/10."

— wore the tee to standup

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"got 4 DMs at the offsite asking where i got it. softer than expected."

— wore it to the offsite

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"wore this to the all-hands. my director laughed. my CEO didn't. perfect."

— all-hands attire