"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.

$29.99
personality hire.
The chaos mascot who somehow holds the team together. Hired because they were charming on the panel and kept because nobody can actually do anything without them in the room. The vibe carrier. The interrupting force in every brainstorm whose ideas are 60% delusion, 40% genius.
Per the tweet: "I know for a fact that I was not a personality hire because I am insufferable and brilliant." Either reading works. Both are true.
For the IC who is funnier than your director. For the manager whose team retention is built on charisma alone. For anyone who has been described as "a lot" in a performance review and considered it a compliment.
★ part of the Personality Hire collection — insufferable, brilliant, and on payroll. wear it to the all-hands.
★ materials: 95% cotton / 5% spandex (stretch)
★ fit: fitted, cropped, slim — runs small, we recommend sizing up · sizes S – 2XL
★ construction: ribbed neckline · double-stitched hems
★ care: machine wash cold inside-out · tumble dry low
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Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.