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you have a deck. you don't have a product.
you have asymmetric upside.

you're 'pre-revenue.' you're 'in stealth.' you have 47 ideas and a calendly link. the round will close any day now.

believes in
asymmetric upside
keeps saying
"we're in stealth"
red flag
still can't explain what they build
battle cry
"we're building the future of work"
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I Love Creating Shareholder Value Dad Hat
$34.50
Big Things Coming Mug
$24.99
Professional Delusions of Grandeur Notebook
$21.99
subtotal$78.99
you save– $11.86
total$67.13
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what other pre-seed visionaries are saying

★★★★★verified

"my manager still hasn't noticed. peak stealth. 10/10."

— wore the tee to standup

★★★★★verified

"got 4 DMs at the offsite asking where i got it. softer than expected."

— wore it to the offsite

★★★★★verified

"wore this to the all-hands. my director laughed. my CEO didn't. perfect."

— all-hands attire