"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
$34.50
chaotic but iconic.
The self-assessment that doubles as a compliment. The performance review category nobody talks about but everyone knows. The official designation for the team member whose presence is the actual deliverable.
For the chronic interrupter with great ideas. For the slack DM-er who is somehow the source of every group chat punchline. For the meeting attendee whose chair scrape is its own announcement. For anyone who has been described as "a force" in performance reviews — intended as ambiguous, received as a win.
★ part of the Chaotic but Iconic collection — for the team's chaos mascot. wear it as both confession and brag.
★ materials: 100% chino cotton twill
★ construction: 6-panel, unstructured, low-profile crown
★ closure: antique-finish metal buckle (adjustable strap)
★ fit: one size fits most adults · circumference adjustable 21" – 23.5"
★ care: spot clean only · do not machine wash
fulfilled by Printful · shipping time varies by location.
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Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.