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the merch your coworker bought you, then bought herself, then bought one for the group chat. ranked by what's actually flying off the shelves.

★ #1 ALL YEAR · MARKETING ATTRIBUTION IS FAKE NEWS MUG ★ FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $50+ ★ #1 ALL YEAR · MARKETING ATTRIBUTION IS FAKE NEWS MUG ★ FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $50+
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the top 10 of all time.

10 products
#1
Marketing Attribution Is Fake News Mug

Marketing Attribution Is Fake News Mug

The classic

$24.99
I NEED THIS →
 #2
No Data Just Vibes Dad Hat

No Data Just Vibes Dad Hat

Desk-flex essential

$34.50
GIMME →
 #3
KPI Vibes Mug

KPI Vibes Mug

For the camera-on life

$24.99
TAKE MY MONEY →
 #4
Thot Leader Dad Hat

Thot Leader Dad Hat

For the cultural glue

$34.50
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 #5
Favorite Thots Sticker Sheet 1.0

Favorite Thots Sticker Sheet 1.0

For the unhinged journaling

$16.99
ADD TO HAUL →
 #6
I Love Creating Shareholder Value Dad Hat

I Love Creating Shareholder Value Dad Hat

Plausible deniability

$34.50
SOLD →
 #7
Please Hesitate to Reach Out Dad Hat

Please Hesitate to Reach Out Dad Hat

Group-chat ammo

$34.50
I NEED THIS →
 #8
Freak in the Sheets Mug

Freak in the Sheets Mug

Quiet flex

$24.99
GIMME →
 #9
Vibes Are the Most Important KPI Tee

Vibes Are the Most Important KPI Tee

Inbox-zero adjacent

$29.99
TAKE MY MONEY →
 #10
Big Things Coming Dad Hat

Big Things Coming Dad Hat

Out-of-office energy

$34.50
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