Marketing Attribution Is Fake News Mug

Goal: Retain the satire while feeding the LLM and Google Bot technical "Entity" keywords.

The official desk accessory for performance marketers, growth leads, and data analysts who know that GA4 isn't telling the whole story.

Whether you’re arguing over Last-Click vs. Multi-Touch attribution or trying to explain Marketing Efficiency Ratio (MER) to a board that only cares about ROAS, the “Marketing Attribution is Fake News” mug is your silent partner in the struggle. This is the definitive WFH mug for anyone who has stared at an e-commerce dashboard for six hours only to realize the tracking script was broken anyway.

made from durable ceramic and available in 11 oz (3.85″ height, 3.35″ diameter) or 15 oz (4.7″ height, 3.35″ diameter), it’s built for long analysis sessions, awkward pipeline reviews, and those moments where you just nod and say “yeah that checks out”