★★★★★2 weeks ago
"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
★ kit
Quota Crusher Kit
$88.82
the quota crusher kit.
For the seller closing the deal. The kit for the AE / CRO / RevLead whose love language is the pipeline. Comes with the mug, hoodie, and hat for the kickoff call where you ask what it'll take to close it today.
What's in it:
- KPI Vibes Mug
- I Love Creating Shareholder Value Hoodie
- Make Software Great Again Dad Hat
For the AE at 142% of quota. For the SDR booking 60 meetings a week. For the salesman whose "quick sync" is always 45 min. Save 15% as a kit.
★ part of the Persona Kits collection — order #004. always be closing, in soft cotton.
★ made-to-order
printed after you place your order · ships in 2–5 business days · less waste, slightly slower. a trade we'll take.
product details
★ what it is: a curated 3-piece bundle (see "what's in the kit" above for the specific products)
★ discount: 15% off vs. buying the items separately
★ fulfillment: each item is made-to-order and may ship in 2-3 separate packages depending on location
★ returns: kits aren't returnable as a unit — only damaged/defective items, per the FAQ
shipping + returns
fulfilled by Printful · shipping time varies by location.
made-to-order — returns/exchanges only for damaged or defective items. read the FAQ.
EU compliance & manufacturer info [GPSR · EU/NI orders]
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
★ featured reviews
what people say.
★★★★★1 month ago
"my therapist asked where i got it"
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
★★★★☆3 weeks ago
"wore it. didn't get fired. 10/10"
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.
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