★★★★★2 weeks ago
"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
★ mug
Marketing Attribution Is Fake News Mug
$24.99
Marketing attribution is fake.
Guys. It's literally made up. You guys know this, right? First-touch is a lie, multi-touch is a coping mechanism, last-click is a personality disorder. For everyone in marketing who's known the truth for years but had to nod along in the QBR anyway.
For the growth lead with dashboards and doubts. For the agency strategist who has explained the funnel one too many times. For anyone who's said "well, attribution is hard" while making direct eye contact.
★ part of the Marketing Attribution Is Fake collection — the second-most-popular position no one will say out loud. wear it to the kickoff, sip from it during the report-out.
★ made-to-order
printed after you place your order · ships in 2–5 business days · less waste, slightly slower. a trade we'll take.
product details
★ materials: ceramic — lead and BPA-free
★ size: 11 oz · 3.85" tall × 3.2" diameter (9.8 × 8.2 cm)
★ print: both sides (left-handed friendly) · glossy finish
★ care: microwave + dishwasher safe
shipping + returns
fulfilled by Printful · shipping time varies by location.
made-to-order — returns/exchanges only for damaged or defective items. read the FAQ.
EU compliance & manufacturer info [GPSR · EU/NI orders]
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
★ featured reviews
what people say.
★★★★★1 month ago
"my therapist asked where i got it"
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
★★★★☆3 weeks ago
"wore it. didn't get fired. 10/10"
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.
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