"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.

$4.40
vibes are the most important KPI π
An advocate for a vibes-based comp plan. The dashboard says retention is at 84% and the vibes say it's 60% β go with the vibes. Engagement is up, but the Slack channel is dead β that's a vibe issue. Pipeline coverage is healthy but the room felt off in the call β vibe red flag.
For the manager who reads the team's energy before reading the report. For the founder whose forecast is half spreadsheet, half intuition. For anyone in GTM who has built a dashboard and still goes by feel.
β part of the Vibes Are the Most Important KPI collection β for the metric you can't put in Salesforce. wear it to the quarterly review.
β materials: high-opacity durable vinyl film Β· 95 Β΅m density
β size: ~3" Γ 4" (varies by design) Β· die-cut
β finish: matte Β· water-resistant
β adhesive: removable β applies fast and bubble-free
β best applied to: laptops, water bottles, notebooks, hardcovers β not skin, drywall, or your boss's whiteboard without permission
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Email: support@printful.com
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.