i love creating shareholder value hoodie
this is an i love creating shareholder value hoodie for founders, operators, and corporate professionals who are building revenue, optimizing funnels, and somehow still freezing in over-air-conditioned offices. it’s a cozy on-body hoodie for SaaS folks and startup employees whose job is mostly laptop-shaped and emotionally spreadsheet-adjacent.
made with a 100% cotton face and a soft ring-spun cotton and polyester blend interior that feels warm without being bulky, plus a structured 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, and a front pouch pocket for hands, snacks, or emotional support. finished with a self-fabric patch on the back for a clean look that holds up through washes and workweeks.
size up for the ideal fit, and wear it while you casually increase enterprise value from your couch.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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