★★★★★2 weeks ago
"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
★ hats
I Love Creating Shareholder Value Trucker Hat
$34.50
i ❤️ creating shareholder value.
Live, laugh, shareholder value. The kitchen wall art for the corporate convert who's gone fully native. For the founder who quotes their own pitch deck in casual conversation. For the operator who reads SEC filings recreationally.
Worn ironically by most, sincerely by some, and the rest of us aren't sure. Either reading works — that's the whole bit. Wear it to the board meeting, the kickoff, or the family dinner where someone asks what you do.
For the public company employee who genuinely believes in the mission. For the consultant whose Slack status is "buyback szn." For anyone who has used the phrase "shareholder primacy" without flinching.
★ part of the I Love Creating Shareholder Value collection — for true believers and ironic devotees alike.
★ made-to-order
printed after you place your order · ships in 2–5 business days · less waste, slightly slower. a trade we'll take.
product details
★ materials: 100% cotton twill front · 100% polyester mesh back
★ construction: 5-panel, structured, mid-profile · plastic snapback closure
★ fit: one size fits most adults
★ care: spot clean only
shipping + returns
fulfilled by Printful · shipping time varies by location.
made-to-order — returns/exchanges only for damaged or defective items. read the FAQ.
EU compliance & manufacturer info [GPSR · EU/NI orders]
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
★ featured reviews
what people say.
★★★★★1 month ago
"my therapist asked where i got it"
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
★★★★☆3 weeks ago
"wore it. didn't get fired. 10/10"
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.
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