"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.

$29.99
cooler on LinkedIn π
The professional flex with a self-aware caveat. Worn by everyone who has a LinkedIn presence and a separate group chat where the actual jokes happen. The badge of honor for people whose LinkedIn is the worst version of themselves on purpose.
For the chronically posting. For the founder whose LinkedIn bio says "thoughts on go-to-market" but whose group chat reads like an HBO writers' room. For everyone in the algorithm who has caught themselves writing "agree?" at the end of a take.
β part of the Cooler on LinkedIn collection β born from the deeply true observation that your favorite LinkedIn posters are funnier on every other platform. wear it to remind yourself the persona is a bit.
β materials: 95% cotton / 5% spandex (stretch)
β fit: fitted, cropped, slim β runs small, we recommend sizing up Β· sizes S β 2XL
β construction: ribbed neckline Β· double-stitched hems
β care: machine wash cold inside-out Β· tumble dry low
fulfilled by Printful Β· shipping time varies by location.
made-to-order β returns/exchanges only for damaged or defective items. read the FAQ.
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.