★★★★★2 weeks ago
"got 4 DMs at the offsite"
wore it to the company offsite and got 4 separate DMs asking where i got it. softer than expected. runs slightly oversized which is the whole point.
★ kit
Attribution Truther Kit
$69.26
the attribution truther kit.
For the marketer who's known the truth for years. The kit for someone who believes vibes are the most important KPI and last-touch is a lie. Comes with the hat, mug, and notebook for the QBR where you have to defend a number nobody can really prove.
What's in it:
- No Data Just Vibes Dad Hat
- Freak in the Sheets Mug
- Marketing Attribution Is Fake Notebook
For the growth lead with strong opinions and weak dashboards. For the demand gen marketer who says "well, attribution is hard." For anyone running a vibe-based attribution model. Save 15% as a kit.
★ part of the Persona Kits collection — order #005. dashboards don't lie (they do).
★ made-to-order
printed after you place your order · ships in 2–5 business days · less waste, slightly slower. a trade we'll take.
product details
★ what it is: a curated 3-piece bundle (see "what's in the kit" above for the specific products)
★ discount: 15% off vs. buying the items separately
★ fulfillment: each item is made-to-order and may ship in 2-3 separate packages depending on location
★ returns: kits aren't returnable as a unit — only damaged/defective items, per the FAQ
shipping + returns
fulfilled by Printful · shipping time varies by location.
made-to-order — returns/exchanges only for damaged or defective items. read the FAQ.
EU compliance & manufacturer info [GPSR · EU/NI orders]
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
★ featured reviews
what people say.
★★★★★1 month ago
"my therapist asked where i got it"
she was not endorsing the message. she was endorsing the cotton weight. midweight. holds shape after wash. did not bleed even though i washed it with a dark wash.
★★★★☆3 weeks ago
"wore it. didn't get fired. 10/10"
i thought my boss would say something. she didn't. she did say "that's cute though." i'm taking that as both a personality endorsement and a job security signal. would buy again.
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