gifts and apparel for the professional degenerate

yes, this is a laboratory.

buy now

merch to make you funnier

  • Marketing Attribution Is Fake News Mug
    Regular price
    $22.50 USD
    Sale price
    $22.50 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • No Data Just Vibes Dad Hat
    Regular price
    $34.50 USD
    Sale price
    $34.50 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Thot Leader Dad Hat
    Regular price
    $34.50 USD
    Sale price
    $34.50 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Favorite Thots Sticker Sheet 1.0
    Regular price
    $16.99 USD
    Sale price
    $16.99 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • KPI Vibes Mug
    Regular price
    $22.50 USD
    Sale price
    $22.50 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • No Data Just Vibes Hoodie
    Regular price
    $45.00 USD
    Sale price
    $45.00 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • It's A Newsletter Mug
    Regular price
    $22.50 USD
    Sale price
    $22.50 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Favorite Thots Sticker Sheet 2.0
    Regular price
    $16.99 USD
    Sale price
    $16.99 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Boyboss Sticker
    Regular price
    $4.40 USD
    Sale price
    $4.40 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Freak in the Sheets Mug
    Regular price
    $22.50 USD
    Sale price
    $22.50 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • F*ck Impostor Syndrome Notebook
    Regular price
    $18.99 USD
    Sale price
    $18.99 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Non-Binary Hottie Sticker
    Regular price
    $4.40 USD
    Sale price
    $4.40 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Hot Girl in Tech Notebook
    Regular price
    $18.99 USD
    Sale price
    $18.99 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out
  • Hot Girl in Tech Dad Hat
    Regular price
    $34.50 USD
    Sale price
    $34.50 USD
    Regular price
    Unit price
    per 
    Sold out