i love creating shareholder value trucker hat

a trucker hat for founders, operators, and unhinged finance-adjacent marketers who have fully embraced the idea that yes, they do love creating shareholder value, this hat lives on your head and says the quiet part of capitalism out loud so you don’t have to in meetings

made with a 60% cotton, 40% polyester blend, this structured six-panel mid-profile cap features a 3.5″ crown with hard buckram front panels, breathable mesh back, and a Permacurv® visor for that already-broken-in energy. finished with a plastic adjustable closure, it fits comfortably across a wide range of head sizes while you optimize for an even wider range of outcomes

for when your personality is satire, but your KPI dashboard is very real.